And my Noble Steed

: Awwww-yeah! Let's re-enact our favorite scenes from Don Qui-Pony.  I am Don Qui-Pony, the Mare of La Mancha, who went insane after reading thousands of books day and night just like Twilight--

: Hey!

: --and fancied herself as a hero of old, righting wrongs and saving ponies and all that chivalry stuff. And Don Qui-Pony traveled all of Equestria with her sidekick Sancho Pony--

: That's me, Rainbow Dash!

: Riding her noble steed Apple-Juan!

: This here's ridiculous! Ponies give humans, baby dragons and Fluttershy's critters rides on a saddle, not other ponies! Ah don't know how ah got bamboozled into this corny cosplay!

: (sarcastically) Uh, Applejack, this is our cosplay for the Ponyville Comic Con at Town Hall today, remember? And Twilight's already cosplaying as Daring Do, and it's not cool to steal somepony else's cosplay idea.

: I can ride Applejack if she's that nitpicky about giving rides.

: Meh, let it go, Rainbow. AJ's just being stubborn as a mule. AS usual.

: Rainbow, you... ass.

: Which is one parent of a mule, since a mule has an ass, also known as a donkey, and a pony as parents.

: Ah defer to mah previous comment.